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I wonder how the world wars would have turned out if Themistocles had been alive then

alloverthegaf:

If I had two daughters I would name them Brooke and River in the hope that they would one day fight over which is the superior body of water

Severely tempted to have kids now

I bet that new follower is regretting their decision right about now

sprengderps:

alloverthegaf:

sprengderps:

alloverthegaf:

alloverthegaf:

The best kind of jokes you can tell are the ones that make yourself laugh.

Unless they’re Hitler jokes. No one likes Hitler jokes.

But what if they’re just hitlarious?

Don’t tell them. Just enjoy them for yourself.

Even if they get you reich in the funny bone?

If I had two daughters I would name them Brooke and River in the hope that they would one day fight over which is the superior body of water

Is a faerie a fancier version of a fairy?

I’m imagining a mystical little being with sparkling wings and a flower crown and long rivulets of hair next to a little thing with a bad odour and a penchant for blowing too loud into handkerchiefs.

sprengderps:

alloverthegaf:

alloverthegaf:

The best kind of jokes you can tell are the ones that make yourself laugh.

Unless they’re Hitler jokes. No one likes Hitler jokes.

But what if they’re just hitlarious?

Don’t tell them. Just enjoy them for yourself.

Music trips me out. How does just plucking a certain kind of string make the twang of a country guitar? How does a simple modification make it an acoustic guitar? What’s the difference between an acoustic and a country guitar? What’s the point of those giant cowboy hats? Why do cowboys wear big coats when they’re in horrible dry heat all the time? How can heat be dry or humid? What gives some heat the right to have moisture over other heat? I’m so confused.

alloverthegaf:

The best kind of jokes you can tell are the ones that make yourself laugh.

Unless they’re Hitler jokes. No one likes Hitler jokes.

The best kind of jokes you can tell are the ones that make yourself laugh.