"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
You cannot imagine the absolute shock and confusion I felt when I first found out that not only is there such a thing as blush AND concealer, but that they are actually different things with different purposes.
Why are people so attracted to muscles? I don’t get the obsession with big muscles. Stop staring at them. Stop objectifying them. For god’s sake they spend their whole life in the ocean covered in seaweed. That is not attractive. They probably smell too. Get help, people.
I joke about Australian stereotypes but I just stopped myself grabbing something from under my bed because it’s too dark to see and there’s a snake hiding in my room
At least it’s not some rpg-sized spider, be on the lookout for random floating health bars.
If a healing potion is suddenly dropped in my lap I’ll know I’m in trouble